TEST CHARACTER: You are what you drink!
You come out with friends to a club or pub, approached the waiter, all rejoice and embrace, and you just do not know what to drink … In the company is also the person to whom you are thrown about and do not want to leave the wrong impression. Second thoughts and second thoughts, waiter bouncing nervously, you dripping sweat from his face, all of you look like you’re from Mars fell because they do not know how to order a drink. That’s why we’re here! To make it easier! Here is what you speak alcohol drinking.
Scotch: Look how I’m mysterious and sophisticated!
Whisky: Wait, how is that different from Scotch?
Bourbon: No, no this does not differ too much.
Wine: I am convinced that I fancy because sniffing the cup.
Rum: Sailor Popeye I’m!
Tequila: CONFIRMED I’m cool, PLEASE!
Jaeger: I need a confirmation that I cool, but TEKILA is terrible!
Absinthe: Hazardous person I am. While not get drunk half a sip, and lead me to the ER. And then the fire burns.
Martini: This does not work if you do not wear a tuxedo, right?
Vodka and soda: I’m just trying to get drunk.
Vodka and diet soda: I’m just trying to get drunk pretending to take care of your body.
Vodka and energy drink: I’m just trying to get drunk more than anyone ever.
Vodka with cranberry :: I’m a girl.
Liker: a little girl or a sissy.
Weaker beer: He came to the party.
Regular beer :He came to have a good time.
Fancy beer: What did I do here?
Fancy cocktail: I AM INTERESTING, SEE ME!
Gin and tonic: I no longer know what to drink.
Bloody Mary: Hungover. Get out.
Cider: I’m so cool. And drive. Cool car, of course.
Juice: I sacrifice for the team because I’m driving tonight! Son of a bitch …
Water: I’m only here because I’m driving tonight.